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I really don't get "Theives Cant"

I enter "IM GOING TO RAPE YOU!!!!!!11"

I get

"Looks bored"

Watch out for them thieves...

Just use this site's drow translator.

http://www.tilansia.com/langconvert.php

All the languages of D&D, Translated pretty well, Beats babel-fish

1 Dio
2 The Beatles
3 Pink Floyd
4 Tenacious D
5 I dunno

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<t>Gareth shambled out of his room for the night in the inn, And staggered down the stairs, groggy still from the night, He quickly remembered the journey, He slipped on his armor, and put his helmet in his pack, He grabbed the Sica from the table in the room, and sheathed it, tucked it into his sid...

<r>Name: Gareth Ravenmantle<br/> <br/> Race: Teifling<br/> <br/> Class: Level 15 Warrior, Level 8 Cleric<br/> <br/> Alignment: Chaotic Good<br/> <br/> Weapons: Gareth's Long Sica. Targe. Spiked Gauntlets<br/> <br/> Special Abilities: First aid, Herbalism, General survival skills from <br/> previous ...

You get: A really stupid forum game!

*Inserts Anti-Rape condom.*

<t>Gareth, Grenade in hand, began obbing them, left and right at the soldiers, exploding, tossing them around in a chaotic mess of blood and mess, Then, with a quick swipe of his match, the molorov's flew, igniting the area, lwaving them trapped in a ring of fire from what Gareth could Gather, The f...

^ Is going to find out they completely restored it, to what it was before the Fuck up.
< Is probably going to get back into the game.
V Is pretty cool guy.

<t>"I can do it, I'll cover your escape if you need it, and i don't know if this will help or not, but i have some explosives of my own, some Molotov's and some fragmentation bottles, would that word against their armor? And before you go, Let me atleast give you this blessing."<br/> <br/> And with ...

^ HELL YES I DID!
< Cant complain too hard, because Jesse James gang is hardcore.
V Just leaped for joy at the vehicles being implemented in Star Wars Galaxies EMU

<t>Gareth sits back up, and throws his helmet to the ground, Putting his hands over his face, He was channeling divine energy to his face, healing it, leaving a small scar in the place of the burn. He picked himsel foff the ground and Unsheathed his sword, took the sheild off his back, His sword had...

<t>"Oh, Don't worry my little lady friend, These snakes are no match for the old Gareth one-two punch out! I know plenty of hand to hand styles, Whatch me break their faces!" Gareth rolls behind a log, And throws a boot-knife at the snakes' chest, hitting it in the belly, Wounding it, not fataly, bu...

Little Shits...