Signatures
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Signatures
[color=darkred:1brpiru5]Here's a place you can post any sayings or quotes that you like, and also post any signatures that you've seen and think others would enjoy reading.[/color:1brpiru5]
Life before death
Strength before weakness
Journey before destination
Strength before weakness
Journey before destination
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Here's a quote:
Niece: (after my grandmother died) Where's nanny?
Me: In heaven.
N: Oh. Ok. So what's the adress?
M: err....
N: Where's heaven?
N: Kid, why don't you start with easier questions, like...what's the square root of pi?
Quote:
(on the question What is a llama)
" The llama is a quadraped wich lives in big rivers such as the amozon. It has four legs, two ears, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. It is provided with fins for swimming"
- Monthy Phyton and the Flying Circus
Niece: (after my grandmother died) Where's nanny?
Me: In heaven.
N: Oh. Ok. So what's the adress?
M: err....
N: Where's heaven?
N: Kid, why don't you start with easier questions, like...what's the square root of pi?
Quote:
(on the question What is a llama)
" The llama is a quadraped wich lives in big rivers such as the amozon. It has four legs, two ears, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. It is provided with fins for swimming"
- Monthy Phyton and the Flying Circus
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A snatch of talk between me and my mother when I was a kid, and refused to eat Broccoli.
Mum: "Eat your broccoli, there's kids starving in ethiopia you know!"
Me: (in a "I just had a great idea" tone) "Well, you can send it off to them to eat!"
Mum: "Eat your broccoli, there's kids starving in ethiopia you know!"
Me: (in a "I just had a great idea" tone) "Well, you can send it off to them to eat!"
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I've got (many) more of these at home... but anyway.
"you could woe and eventually marry."
No, no... "woo" comes before marriage. "Woe" is what happens [i:223dra5g]after[/i:223dra5g].
- Scars Unseen (Elder Scrolls forum, quoting Justagrrl)
"Why do Bars/Nightclubs advertise, 'Live Band!' It's not like we expect to see a whole bunch of dead guys up there playing instruments?"
- dunniteowl (NWN2/NWCitadel forums)
"I stole your car to buy some crack and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and some crack."
- (Not sure who, but I got it from J.E. Sawyer)
Oh, and moving this topic to the OPJ.
Love -x-x-x-
Shir'le
"you could woe and eventually marry."
No, no... "woo" comes before marriage. "Woe" is what happens [i:223dra5g]after[/i:223dra5g].
- Scars Unseen (Elder Scrolls forum, quoting Justagrrl)
"Why do Bars/Nightclubs advertise, 'Live Band!' It's not like we expect to see a whole bunch of dead guys up there playing instruments?"
- dunniteowl (NWN2/NWCitadel forums)
"I stole your car to buy some crack and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and some crack."
- (Not sure who, but I got it from J.E. Sawyer)
Oh, and moving this topic to the OPJ.
Love -x-x-x-
Shir'le
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