this coming holiday

[Zarae Zyne Kilanatlar]

my gma kinda sent this to, thought it was funny.

Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep. I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep. The leftovers beckoned- the dark meat and white, but I fought the temptation with all of my might. Tossing and turning with anticipation, the thought of a snack became an infatuation. So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door, and gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore. Gobbled up the turkey and buttered potatoes, pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes. I felt myself swelling so plump and round, 'til all of a suden, I rose off the ground. I crashed thru the ceiling, floating thru the sky, witha mouth full of pudding and a handful of pie. But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees... Happy eating to all - Pass the crandberries please. May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump. May your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious. May your pies take the prize, May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs!!
Happy Thanksgiving to yall.

[Rhei Lor'akris]

Happy Thanksgiving! ^^